I wonder which man came up with Always’ new slogan (have a happy period) and how much crack he was smoking when he did it.

If a woman came up with it, it’s obvious to me that she’s never had a period before…in her life.

Happy and period do not go in the same sentence. There is nothing, aside from a body double, that can make a period a happy one, especially not a thin piece of cotton shoved in your underpants.