I love how these commercials for pharmaceutical products actually make the side effects of their drugs seem exciting and fun.

::start happy voice::
“There is an increased chance of burning, chafing, redness, spontaneous combustion, irritation, blindness, itchiness, immaculate conception, drowsiness, spontaneous limb growth, or severe rigor mortis when using this medication. Do not operate heavy machinery or take this medication while breathing.”
::end happy voice::