Happy Period My Ass

I wonder which man came up with Always’ new slogan (have a happy period) and how much crack he was smoking when he did it.

If a woman came up with it, it’s obvious to me that she’s never had a period before…in her life.

Happy and period do not go in the same sentence. There is nothing, aside from a body double, that can make a period a happy one, especially not a thin piece of cotton shoved in your underpants.

Holding It Down On The Engineering Tip…Yaaooooo

I love the bad German accent. I love the “unpimping” of the ride. I probably won’t ever buy an unpimped VW, but I just love these commercials.

Seen all of them at least ten times and I still can’t stop laughing at it, there is just something oddly entrancing about it - especially that spindly blonde model and how she says “it is definitely sucking…”.

Good job VW. Way to be innovative, yaaooo.

VW - Umpimp My Ride In case you haven’t seen it yet (have you been living in a cave?)

(And for the dude who said they should have used “real” German actors…um, VW knew what they were doing.

We may not live in Germany, but we know a bad German accent when we hear one and that mad scientist freaky accent is what helps to give these commercials their “something special”.

Xzibit, if you’re reading this - call me. I have a ride I need pimped, pleeeeaaaase.)