I wonder which man came up with Always’ new slogan (have a happy period) and how much crack he was smoking when he did it.
If a woman came up with it, it’s obvious to me that she’s never had a period before…in her life.
Happy and period do not go in the same sentence. There is nothing, aside from a body double, that can make a period a happy one, especially not a thin piece of cotton shoved in your underpants.
Just regrouping.
I really enjoy this site, but real life™ has required much of my attention.
That recent storm that blew threw Florida — Wilma I think its name is — left me without electricity for a good long time and without satellite even longer. I realize that story only explains the past month and my last entry was in the end of July, but that’s just a minor detail.
I have some plans for this site — I’m going to expand into regular teli-vision programming and will be creating specific sections for One Tree Hill, Gilmore Girls, and Invasion.
Since I’m no longer a teenager (though some people would strongly like to disagree), my views on the shows may not be all sugarplums and gumdrops…don’t say I never gave you fair warning.
Anyhoo, onwards and upwards.
Happy Thanksgiving, just in case I forgot to mention it.
(note to self - add a new category for site announcements)
Oh yea, because Viagra is exactly what you need when you’re tapping on death’s door like a girl scout selling cookies…
I love how these commercials for pharmaceutical products actually make the side effects of their drugs seem exciting and fun.
::start happy voice::
“There is an increased chance of burning, chafing, redness, spontaneous combustion, irritation, blindness, itchiness, immaculate conception, drowsiness, spontaneous limb growth, or severe rigor mortis when using this medication. Do not operate heavy machinery or take this medication while breathing.”
::end happy voice::
It’s like a train wreck. You know you shouldn’t be watching it, but it’s so bad you can’t take your eyes away…at least that’s what it felt like watching the new “Off PowerPad” commercial trying to drum up traffic for their website.
Here - I’ll help them out since their commercial probably won’t do the job…www.offpowerpad.com
First rule of thumb, when you write a script for a commercial, make it believable. But then again, I always sound stiff and use precision enunciation when I’m having a casual conversation with a friend or acquaintance (in case you didn’t catch it, that sentence was supposed to be dripping with sarcasm).
If you don’t want to invest in a good script, at least hire some above average actors who can take that bad script, turn it into a work of art, and make us believe it…
I so wish I could filter crappy ass commercials from future viewing…